Video Game Awards !!! Part 2

I know I promised you guys I'd do a post on breast physics. And since I'm at the video game awards, I thought this would be a great time to talk about it. So here's what I think...I have no problem with giant-breasted women in games. None at all. Not my thing, but I get it. They give me plenty of musclebound warriors to drool over. But here is my issue with breast physics in video games. They do NOT bounce independently. I mean, they can, but if you jump up and down, you don't land with one looking up and one heading south, you know what I mean? Most women in video games look like someone is invisibly juggling them.

Ivy from Soul Calibur...awesome game. Pumpkin-sized boobs.

I got a chance to interview Ed Boon and Jimmy Palmiotti a while back and I told them my theories. They seemed surprised to hear it. (They also couldn't stop laughing.) Which makes me wonder...have they ever seen any? (Just kidding. I love those guys.) Anyway, I'm curious...what do you guys think? Do any women you know have magical boobs that defy physics?

Best Team Sports Game: NHL 10



They fixed the feed! Seeing a preview of Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands! Looks so cool! May 2010. And after seeing a preview of the film, I'm convinced that this is going to be the first time a video game has made it to the big screen and done it well. Still confused by Jake Gyllenhaal as an action hero, but hey, he's pretty. ;)


Best Performance by a Human Male: Hugh Jackman in X-Men Origins: Wolverine

I did a preview of this game a while back. One of the techs told me that he was totally into the game and would give them anything they needed, even if they called in the middle of the night. He also wanted to put in an Easter Egg with him in his fancy Broadway outfit. Would have been hysterical.

Don't know if it was this one, but it makes me grin.

Best Independent Game: Flower



Game was damn pretty. And it was actually something different. Imagine that.

Publishing this while Snoop Dog plays. Speakers are so loud it's rattling my innards.

Flash Forward's Sonya Walger, Slutty Game Pirates and Breast Physics

I'm happy to announce that I'm going to be doing some writing for AOL's Popeater.com! (My landlady, the cable company and AT&T are also rather pleased. It seems that bartering cows and tomatoes is no longer an acceptable payment practice.)



So, for my first post, I managed to score an interview with Sonya Walger, who plays Dr. Olivia Benford on Flash Forward. Are you guys watching this? I really, really hesitated. The last thing I wanted was to watch another show that requires cliff notes and someone geekier than me to explain it all...but I finally caved. Walger tells me whether or not she hesitated when asked to take on a "mystery show" after Lost, a sneak peek at Thursday's episode and whether or not she's like a glimpse into her future.


Click on the link to check out our interview.

Finally, I went trick or treating in Azeroth last night. Oh stop laughing. You can actually do that in World of Warcraft this week! The innkeepers can either give you a treat or turn you into something. The other day I was turned into a bat and a frog. Last night I got a candy bar. My buddy Chad got a pirate wand...he turned me into a slutty pirate with some serious cleavage. She looks something like this:



Seems like it might be a bit difficult to fight with those things. ;) I swear, there will be a post about video game breast physics in the near future. (Please note, I am NOT offended by boobs in video games anymore than I'm offended by guys with comically huge muscles. I just think it might be a little difficult to keep these things from falling out while fighting.)




I want to know what tape she's using to hold those things in!