UPS Brings Me Booze-Hiding Books and Wonderland!

Hey everyone! My UPS guy just got the dog all riled up with a giant box. (My mom sends him cookies in the mail, so he thinks every delivery is for him.) Inside was a stunning ALICE IN WONDERLAND book...inside was another book, and another...here. Take a look. (And scroll down to the end to see what it was hiding.)

The gorgeous outer shell.

The beautiful first shot...which lead to...

Another book inside! (Oh, come on. It's ALICE IN WONDERLAND. How could I not have my very own white rabbit in the shot?)

Alice at the gates of Wonderland.

The Red Queen's castle on the shores of the Crimsen Sea.

Marmoreal, the White Queen's castle.

And yet another book! I really wish I had someone to hide booze or weapons from.

Mia Wasikowska as Alice.

I doubt I need to tell you who this is.

Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen. Starting to wonder if Depp, Carter and Tim Burton have some sort of polyamorous relationship going on...

Anne Hathaway as the White Queen.

And the final, teensy tinesy book, which contained...

A key! Um, I mean, a USB...well, just look. Some stills from the movie!

Scream Awards: Johnny Depp is Hot, and Megan Fox Says She Isn't a Bitch (or something like that)

The upcoming Alice in Wonderland just won for Most Anticipated Fantasy Film. It wasn't Twilight? How is that possible? I'm surprised there wasn't a riot. We got to see a bit of new footage from the film. Alice falling down the rabbit hole, and appearing in her fantastically rewrapped dress. The most popular tattoo for people who think they're dark, yet cute, the Cheshire cat, and the prerequisite for all Tim Burton films, Helena Bonham Carter.



Johnny Depp just appeared on stage. Dude, I know it's wrong, but I almost asked if I could do my Public Enemies interview from his lap. Oh, you know you'd do it too. Poor Justin Long was a bit miffed about having to follow him. He just announced Lena Heady, Eliza Dushku, Megan Fox (really?) Katee Sackhoff, and Zoe Saldana as the nominees for Best Sci-Fi Actress. Fucking Megan Fox won..



Aaaaand, she just came on stage saying that there had been a lot of false rumors about her being an ungrateful bitch...OK, I exaggerate. But still. She said she really appreciates the opportunity to be in the film! Oh, whatever. I guess she doesn't want to be killed off in Transformers 3.

Spike TV's Scream Awards will premiere on Spike TV on Tuesday, October 27 (10:00 PM-Midnight, ET/PT)